28 April 2009

CintaKu Tertinggal Kat Bandung




"Oiiiii...apa kau buat kat bawah tu???Naik..naik..nak balik dah ni.."






"aku dah kata,bukan kat sini tempat yakjuj makjuj tu...kau tak percaya.."





"eh,bukit seberang sana tu kalau kita lalu boleh tembus bukit bintang tak?"



"agak2 kau kalau kita cuba berenang kat bawah tu,dpt title Datuk tak bila balik nnt?"






"aku heran betul la,kenapa kereta kat depan tu nampak kecik haa?"





"koyak,koyak..janji hensem.."




"arni,bulan depan aku bawak org kampung aku meminang kau yer.."



"eh,kenapa kereta depan tu nampak..."

"diam!diam!..aku lempang kang!"



13 April 2009

FaaaaKKKKK!!!!!

You motherfucking staff who created this broken nightmare called Blogger, I demand that you fix my blogs immediately.

I did EVERYTHING correctly.

However, your shitty fucking Blogger is perpetually BROKEN.

You motherfuckers are in hiding and cannot be contacted. You are worse than fucking criminals.

The unfortunate victims of your abusive, sadistic Blogger cannot help me.

They also need help.

I am going to post this complaint EVERY FUCKING DAY until YOU fix my blogs.

I am merely a victim of your criminal incompetence.

Don't respond here, because I'm not going to read any of your shit.

FIX MY BLOGS NOW!